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“It’s for his birthday,” I said.

“You’re giving your dad compost starter for his birthday??” the Home Depot guy exclaimed.  “I would disown my daughter if she gave me this for a present!”

“My dad doesn’t want us to give him gifts, so I only give him practical things.  He needs compost starter.”

“I woulddisown her," he said emphatically.

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