Watercolor Birthday Cards
Lion and Cucurbits
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3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. Greeting:Happy birthday!May you enjoy random, colorful fun View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Celebrating Monster
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3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. Greeting: Happy Birthday! Drinking only the best turpentine and antifreeze on your big day View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Bear with Olives
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3.5 x 5 inches. Olive olives. Greeting: Happy birthday! View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Sheet Masks
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3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. Greeting:Happy Birthday! Wishing you the best ingredients in lifelike Vitamin C, aloe barbadensis, emeralds, persea gratissima, camellia sinensis... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Otter in Bathtub
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with silver envelope. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Otters and Seafood Snack
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Otter Group Picnic
$ 2.25 $ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Skincare
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3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. Greeting:Happy Birthday! Wishing you hydrating, soothing, renewing, plumping, toning, firming, moisturizing, calming, clarifying, revitalizing, refreshing, peaceful, relaxing... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Bears in the Rain
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3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. Greeting:Happy birthday!Wishing you your favorite skies View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Gardening Bear
$ 2.25 $ 4.50
Bear gardeners prefer to be paid in salmon. 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Bear at Plant Nursery
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Golden Sake and Beer Bar
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Vector Birthday Cards
Alcohol
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Glug glug! View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
So Much Worse!
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. As a true friend, I wish you a non-bubonic birthday. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Restaurants
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. May I suggest that fancy restaurants put glossaries on the backs of their menus? View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Foreign Film
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I was introduced to foreign films by my artsy older sister, who checked them out at the library. She watched masterpieces... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Tea
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I once asked my mom if she liked coffee or tea better. She said, "Tea is my wife; coffee is my concubine."... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Healthy Living
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. wheatgrass is so tasty View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Balls
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I always make the mistake of Google Images-ing body parts that I need to draw. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Potatoes
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. An if-you-were-stranded-on-a-desert-island-and-you-could-only-pick-3-foods-to-bring-with-you-what-would-you-pick food! French fries, mashed potatoes, tater tots, potato salad, dirt-crusted potato eye casserole . . . the wondrous potato is... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Ramen
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Which ramen-ya is best? Let us argue. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Samurai Time
$ 5.00
It is always samurai time. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Screw You
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Giving others the benefit of the doubt is optional. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Facebook Intervention
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Ah, Facebook. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
School of Dissatisfaction
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Breasts!
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. My husband art-directed this card. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…