Birthday Cards • With Mucho Text N' Graphics
Alcohol
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Glug glug!
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So Much Worse!
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. As a true friend, I wish you a non-bubonic birthday.
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Restaurants
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. May I suggest that fancy restaurants put glossaries on the backs of their menus?
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Foreign Film
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I was introduced to foreign films by my artsy older sister, who checked them out at the library. She watched masterpieces...
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Tea
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I once asked my mom if she liked coffee or tea better. She said, "Tea is my wife; coffee is my concubine."...
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Healthy Living
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. wheatgrass is so tasty
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Balls
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I always make the mistake of Google Images-ing body parts that I need to draw.
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Potatoes
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. An if-you-were-stranded-on-a-desert-island-and-you-could-only-pick-3-foods-to-bring-with-you-what-would-you-pick food! French fries, mashed potatoes, tater tots, potato salad, dirt-crusted potato eye casserole . . . the wondrous potato is...
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Ramen
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Which ramen-ya is best? Let us argue.
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Samurai Time
$ 5.00
It is always samurai time.
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Screw You
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Giving others the benefit of the doubt is optional.
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Facebook Intervention
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Ah, Facebook.
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School of Dissatisfaction
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches.
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Vaginas & Vulvae
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches.
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Lion and Cucurbits
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. What is more fun than tons of squash you don't want to eat? Greeting: Happy birthday! Wishing...
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Monster with Drinks
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. Greeting: Happy birthday! Drinking only the best turpentine and antifreeze on your big day
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Bär mit Olives
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope. Olive olives.
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Wet Papier On Yo Face
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with silver envelope. Do you like cold clammy things on your face that prevent you from snacking?
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Bears in da Rain
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with silver envelope.
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Skincare Craziness
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with silver envelope.
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Plant Destroying Time
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope.
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Golden Sake and Beer Bar
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope.
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Otter in Bathtub
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with silver bathroom-fixture-colored envelope.
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Otters and Seafood Snack
$ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope.
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Otter Group Picnic
$ 2.25 $ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope.
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Freediving
$ 2.25 $ 4.50
3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope.
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Iss Noodle Time
$ 5.00
all the time! Letterpress; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope.
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Beer Toast
$ 5.00
Letterpress card; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold or green envelope.
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Produce Partay
$ 5.00
Vegetables are beloved by some creatures. Letterpress card; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with beta-carotene.
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Beer & Ice Cream Toast
$ 5.00
Letterpress card; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with green or gold envelope.
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Penguins & Heart
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Letterpress; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with mint ice cream-colored (minus the wax chocolate bits) envelope.
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Lion
$ 5.00
Letterpress card; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with light blue metallic envelope.
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Olfactory Assault
$ 5.00
Daily outgoing mail. Letterpressed card; 3.5 inches. Paired with poisonous green envelope.
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Tres Amigos Otters
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A slimy dead fish will make your friend's birthday feel complete. Letterpress card; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with shimmery blue envelope.
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Penguins in the Rain
$ 5.00
Letterpress card; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with shimmery ice blue envelope.
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Arigato Penguin
$ 5.00
Letterpress card; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with gold envelope.
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Penguin on Glacier
$ 5.00
Letterpress; 3.5 x 5 inches. Paired with shimmery ice blue envelope.
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Penguin & Fish
$ 5.00
If you throw dead fish at people, they get upset. If you throw dead fish at penguins, they get excited. Letterpress; 3.5 x 5 inches....
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