“What did you do to the avocado?” Mom grumbled.
“It got mushy when I mixed it with the cucumber and tomatoes," I replied. "I guess it's like guacamole. But it's not too bad, right?"
“It's not poisonous,” she said begrudgingly.
Chupa and his friend Jonic spent the evening singing and jamming along to Daniel Caesar’s “Get You,” which requires a lot of falsetto and features the lyric, “everything I need's . . . between . . . those thighs.”