Mom opened my door and threw several socks at my head.
"I found some orphan. Nobody want," she announced.
She closed the door on her way out.
"What are you doing?" Mom asked.
"Invading your space."
"Oh gee," she said. "I don't mind."
Mom loves beverages. For fun, she adds orange juice to oolong tea, along with leftover coffee (from Marshalls) and week-old wine. Part of me thinks she makes this drink because it disturbs me.