Watermelon Birthday Card
$ 5.50 - $ 18.00$ 0.00
I grew watermelons in 2020, and most of them were eaten by a backyard opossum (or was it a melon monster?). He/she left one beautiful specimen, and my husband was excited to devour it. It turned out to be ghostly white inside and a little bit (ok, very) tasteless. Chupa cried the sad tears of someone who does not do any toiling in the gardening, and I ate part of it for fun.
Greeting: I have prepared a delicious dinner for your birthday
A1/4-Baronial card size (3.5 x 4.875 inches). Paired with kraft envelope.