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Watermelon Birthday Card

I grew watermelons in 2020, and most of them were eaten by a backyard opossum (or was it a melon monster?).  The creature left behind one beautiful specimen, and my husband was excited to devour it.  It turned out to be ghostly white inside and a little bit (ok, extremely) tasteless.  Chupa cried the sad tears of someone who does not toil in the garden, and I ate some of it for fun.

Greeting:  I have prepared a delicious dinner for your birthday

Card Details:
• Small 4-Bar / A1 folded card (3.5 x 4.875 inches)
• Professionally offset-printed in full CMYK color in Los Angeles
• FSC-certified, post-consumer recycled, 100 lb. cover weight matte paper
• Paired with kraft envelope
• Shipped in a rigid, flat mailer for protection

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