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Skincare Birthday Card

I spent a maximum of $30 per year on skincare until 2018, when all the moisture evaporated from my skin and I went hunting on YouTube for help (thank you, Gothamista!).  Now I spend $30 per year plus an excitingly insane amount.

Greeting:

Happy birthday! 
Wishing you hydrating, soothing, renewing, plumping, toning, firming, moisturizing, calming, clarifying, revitalizing, refreshing, peaceful, relaxing and luxurious good times

A1/4-Baronial card size (3.5 x 4.875 inches). 
Paired with shimmery blue or silver envelope.

Rummaging Region