I was going to do a card for each of the twelve months but I contracted an anti-completion disease after the first one.
This February, in honor of your birthday, instead of glancing around casually while leaving my cart by the parking lot bushes, I will journey back to the grocery store entrance to reunite my cart with its previously abandoned and wandering friends, recently rescued by a fine grocery cart wrestling mercenary.
By volunteering myself for this time-sucking deed, I will go above and beyond the duties of a grown adult with no actual rules to follow, besides the one that involves ignoring jury duty notices. I will finally know what it is like to be a good citizen.
Thank you for being born in February! You are magnificent.
Wishing you a rollicking, rambunctious rave this month and every month.
Size: 4-Bar (3.5 x 4.875 inches). Paired with grocery bag-colored envelope.