HOW TO MAKE YOUR COMPANION CRY DURING QUARANTINE
Make your Leftovers Found In The Fridge Extravaganza Gruel again and again. Do not vary any of the flavoring ingredients.
HOW TO DECIDE WHETHER TO ASK SOMEONE UNQUALIFIED WHO LIVES WITH YOU TO CUT YOUR 8-FT LONG HAIR
Keep postponing this decision.
HOW TO GROW CRACKED, SCARRED, MISSHAPEN, SOUR, YELLOW-LEAFED TOMATOES WITH WORMS
Plant your first vegetable garden!
MAKE YOUR DENTIST PROUD
Use the free toothbrush he/she gave you (specially monogrammed with his/her name) to scrape caterpillar eggs off of your pepper plants.
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