Watermelon Birthday Card
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I grew watermelons in 2020, and most of them were eaten by a backyard opossum or vegan dragon. The creature left behind one beautiful specimen, and my husband was excited to devour it. It turned out to be ghostly white inside and a little bit (i.e., impressively) tasteless. Chupa lamented and cried the sad tears of someone who has never toiled in the garden, and I ate some of it for fun.
Greeting: I have prepared a delicious dinner for your birthday
Small 4-Bar card (3.5 x 4.875 inches).