In between Twister, Temple Run, and Jenga With Sudden New Rules Made by Cheating Children, I noticed a Hal Leonard’s Guitar Method Book 1 and a kid's guitar sitting on the floor next to me.  

I picked it up and played some songs - Greensleeves, Shenandoah, Red River Valley, etc.  I thought I was doing pretty well, and mentally patted myself on the back.

“You’re horrible,” Italo said.