12 Free Birthday Cards

If your order totals $80 after discounts, vault one of these villainous varmints into your valise.

This set includes 1 of each of the following 12 cards:

Screw You
Cheese
Alcohol
Furniture
Foreign Film
So Much Worse!
School of Dissatisfaction
Healthy Living
Potatoes
School for Curing Pessimists
Gold Bar
Noodle Time