Age
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Only real friends make you feel bad. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Alcohol
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Alcohol makes everything better. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Bagels
$ 3.50
5 x 7 inches. Paired with brown Kraft envelope. What's your favorite bagel? I like plain and sesame. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Balls
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. I always make the mistake of Google Images-ing body parts that I need to draw. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
BJ Coupon
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. I wonder what this card could be about? View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Breasts!
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. My husband art-directed this card. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Cheese
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Cheese is special indeed. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Cooking
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Worth the effort? View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Crazy Roman Emperors
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. I listened to 1392 minutes of lectures about Ancient Rome by Professor Garrett Fagan to learn a bit about these emperors. I... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Customer Service
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Only the best! View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Dive Bar
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5 x 7 inches. I enjoy celebrating everyone's birthday. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Elevator Conversations
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. I stole these conversations from friends who have real jobs. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Evil Figures in History
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. I still feel very unsettled after researching this card. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Facebook Intervention
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Do you have a friend who is in need of your help? View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Five
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Let us all be five forever. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Foreign Film
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. I was introduced to foreign films by my older sister, who checked them out at the library. She watched Oscar winners,... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Furniture
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Are you rich? You can buy something from this store and not sweat everyday when you see it in your living room. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Give Me A Present
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Ask and ye sometimes shall not receive. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Healthy Living
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Wheatgrass is so tasty. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Honk
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Why assume the best when you can assume the worst? View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Hot Tub & Drinking
$ 3.50
5 x 7 inches. Comes with envelope. Fill in the blank, like it's 1985! View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
It's So Unexciting!
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5 x 7 inches. Unexciting things do not warrant product descriptions. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Late holiday card
$ 4.00
5 x 7 inches. Best sent in July. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Le Dentiste!
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Still doesn't sound appealing in French. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Libraries
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5 x 7 inches. I love books. And even more than books, I love grimy, sticky, putrid library copies of books. That is not true.... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Mix Tape
$ 4.50
Mix tapes are best when you mistakenly catch parts of the radio DJ saying stuff. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Nakations
$ 4.50
Get your mini tennis on. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Nobel Prize
$ 3.50 $ 4.50
Six Nobel Prizes should be bestowed upon my indoor plants for not dying yet. Note: The current inventory is marked down due to a small (1.25... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Nutritious Note
$ 3.50
5 x 7 inches. Paired with exciting kraft envelope. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Opera
$ 4.50
I recently read translations of some famous arias. Some of them are really depressing! The next time you feel too upbeat, you know what to... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Penises
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5 x 7 inches (the card, I mean). Finally, something to get excited about! View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Pubic Hair
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5 x 7 inches. I gave this card to a friend, and she was too scared to ask me what kind of hair was... View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Ramen
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Which ramen-ya is best? Let us argue. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Regifting
$ 4.00
5 x 7 inches. Good for the environment. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Restaurants
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Why are no glossaries attached to menus? View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Samurai Holiday Partay
$ 4.00
5 x 7 inches. For those interested in samurai, "Hagakure (Hidden by the Leaves)" is very interesting book. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Samurai Time
$ 4.50
It is always samurai time. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
School for Curing Pessimists
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. It is a beautiful day today. If you're that kind of person. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
School of Dissatisfaction
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5 x 7 inches. I always have to look up how to spell dissatisfaction. That disattisfyes me. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Smackdown: Lemon vs. Lime
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Between you and I, the lime has no chance. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
So Much Worse!
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Wishing you a non-bubonic birthday. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Substitute Words for "Amazing"
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Despite the technical existence of these other words . . . View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Sushi Lesson
$ 4.50
5 x 7 inches. Nobu no mo. View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…
Taxes
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5 x 7 inches. , the boundless joy of View full product details at your own risk. Danger, could be boring…