A Few Reasons
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5 x 7 inches. Baked goods are the only reason you need.
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Age
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Only real friends make you feel bad.
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Alcohol
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5 x 7 inches. Glug glug!
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Bagels
$ 1.75 $ 3.50
5 x 7 inches. Paired with brown Kraft envelope. Who makes the best bagel in the world? Please tell me your opinion.
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Balls
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I always make the mistake of Google Images-ing body parts that I need to draw.
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BJ Coupon
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I wonder what this card could be about?
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Breasts!
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5 x 7 inches. My husband art-directed this card.
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Cheese
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Cheese is special indeed.
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Cooking
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Worth the effort?
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Correspondence
$ 1.75 $ 3.50
5 x 7 inches. Paired with kraft envelope.
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Crazy Roman Emperors
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5 x 7 inches. I listened to 1392 minutes of lectures about Ancient Rome by Professor Garrett Fagan to learn a bit about these emperors. I...
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Customer Service
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5 x 7 inches. This is a conversation that I had at LensCrafters one day.
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Dive Bar
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5 x 7 inches. I enjoy celebrating everyone's birthday.
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Elevator Conversations
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5 x 7 inches. I stole these conversations from friends who have real jobs.
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Evil Figures in History
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5 x 7 inches. I still feel very unsettled after researching this card.
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Facebook Intervention
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Ah, Facebook.
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Five
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Let us all be five forever.
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Foreign Film
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I was introduced to foreign films by my artsy older sister, who checked them out at the library. She watched masterpieces...
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Give Me A Present
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5 x 7 inches. Ask and ye sometimes shall not receive.
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Healthy Living
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. wheatgrass is so tasty
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Hot Tub & Drinking
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5 x 7 inches. Comes with envelope. Fill in the blank, like it's 1985!
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It's So Unexciting!
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5 x 7 inches. Unexciting things do not warrant product descriptions.
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Le Dentiste!
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5 x 7 inches. Still doesn't sound appealing in French.
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Libraries
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. I love books. And even more than books, I love grimy, sticky, putrid library copies of books. That is not true....
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Mix Tape
$ 5.00
Mix tapes are best when you mistakenly catch parts of the radio DJ saying stuff.
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Nakations
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Get your mini tennis on.
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Nine Greeting Functions
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Birthday, thank you, crucial work memo, demand for payment, congratulations, expression of truth, confession in a foreign language, art time, and compliment.
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Nobel Prize
$ 5.00
Six Nobel Prizes should be bestowed upon my indoor plants for not dying yet. [Update: There is now only 1 indoor plant left, so I have...
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Nutritious Note
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5 x 7 inches. Paired with exciting kraft envelope.
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Opera
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I recently read translations of a bunch of famous arias. Some of them are really depressing! The next time you feel too upbeat, you know...
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Penises
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches (the card, I mean). Finally, something to get excited about!
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Potatoes
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. An if-you-were-stranded-on-a-desert-island-and-you-could-only-pick-3-foods-to-bring-with-you-what-would-you-pick food! French fries, mashed potatoes, tater tots, potato salad, dirt-crusted potato eye casserole . . . the wondrous potato is...
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Pubic Hair
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5 x 7 inches. I gave this card to a friend, and she was too scared to ask me what kind of hair was...
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Ramen
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. Which ramen-ya is best? Let us argue.
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Regifting
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5 x 7 inches. Good for the environment.
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Restaurants
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. May I suggest that fancy restaurants put glossaries on the backs of their menus?
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Samurai Holiday Partay
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5 x 7 inches. For those interested in samurai, "Hagakure (Hidden by the Leaves)" is very interesting book.
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Samurai Time
$ 5.00
It is always samurai time.
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School for Curing Pessimists
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5 x 7 inches. It's a nice day today, if you're that kind of person.
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School of Dissatisfaction
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5 x 7 inches.
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Screw You
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5 x 7 inches. Giving others the benefit of the doubt is optional.
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Smackdown: Lemon vs. Lime
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5 x 7 inches. I am extremely partial to one of these.
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So Much Worse!
$ 5.00
5 x 7 inches. As a true friend, I wish you a non-bubonic birthday.
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Substitute Words for "Amazing"
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5 x 7 inches. Despite the technical existence of these other words . . .
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