Last Friday

Last Friday

Chupa and his friend Jonic spent the evening singing and jamming along to Daniel Caesar’s “Get You,” which requires a lot of falsetto and features the lyric, “everything I need's . . . between . . . those thighs.”

Buckwheat

Buckwheat

For a half-assed dinner, I cooked buckwheat noodles to pair with spinach and broth.  Chupa found the noodles in the sink and began eating them out of the colander.

“Mmmm,” he said.

“Do you like them?”

“Mmmm, warm rubber bands,” he replied. 

Fruit

Fruit

Chupa buys Bartlett pears that sit in the fridge until they rot. 

April

April

On April 29th, my scanner died, so I went online for a new one.  

One store's home page read, “Passover Holiday Closing.  We are not accepting orders at this time.  Checkout will be available starting at 9:15 pm EST Sat April 30.”

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Costco

Costco

Chupa called Costco to see if they had a certain piece of luggage in stock at the Atwater warehouse.

“It may have been discontinued,” the customer service rep told him.  “May I place you on a brief hold?”

“Sure.”  

Chupa listened to hold ads for a few minutes.

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Cookies

Cookies

Chupa (who has requested a “non-normal” alias) stood in the kitchen eating ginger einkorn cookies. 

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